HOW TO GET A BLACK EYE.

My first black eye. I will teach everyone the quikest way to achieve this look.

STEP ONE

First, Find Daddy's exercise band in the laundry room.

STEP TWO.

Second, Make your sister jealous because you found Daddy's exercise band and she doesn't have it.

STEP THREE

Third, Stretch exercise band to it's absolute maximum by pulling until your sister gets smart and lets go to watch you fall on your face and quiver with pain.


I WILL NOT LOOSE!